Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The New Fluff Picking Up Machine

Hello My Furry Friends! Well, the little old cannister vacuum finally died a swift death, mom says "smothered by fluff." Well, it had to go. Don't you agree?

So what does she do, she asks her SiberMal Buddies what they are using in their homes to pick up fluff. And let me tell you, you pups have got to get hold of the keyboards and intercept these communications. Now I'm not naming names, but somebody's mom said to get a purple animal? A Dyson? Oh but no. Have you seen that thing. It's pure evil. Then somepuppies mom has more than one of these machines and she uses them all over their house. Oh my gosh, that was just too much for me. I was overcome with wooing...... And they wonder why we spread our fluff.

So what did we get? Of course, our mom has to look up these fluff picking up machines on the internet, and compare them. She even printed stuff out. Dad saw these papers and I guess he figured he had to make good as he really messed up for her birthday last month, first he forgot it, then he got her something really lame (some kind of radio thing that was supposed to pick up bad weather and police reports, that didn't work... she never even mentioned such a thing, so what in the wooo was he thinking?).

Okay, so he went to Home Depot to get some guy stuff and this is what he came home with for mom. It's a Bissell. Me and Bella were looking it over and it says something about pet hair. So this is what he got mom for her birthday. For some reason, she is happy with this gift. Now I don't know about you pups, but I don't consider this a gift.
He said it was in the right price range, because he also got her this pretty little ring. Can you see it on the puppy on the window sill? Not a great picture, huh? As you can see, she has little husky pups in the window for each of us. I'll get her to take a better picture and tell about them.
Okay, here's a better one. It's on the pup's ear. It's a ephany platinum diamonique with husky blue stones. Dad actually picked that out too on some store on tv. The pretty swan is from our gramdma in Green Bay for mom's birthday. It looks pretty in the sunlight. In case you are wondering, the little things on the shelf in front of the white pup are Bella's baby teeth that mom has been finding on the floor. She actually is picking them up and saving them.
So now, back to this fluff picking up machine. She had try it out, and Missy has to show off. She likes these machines. She layed on the floor and did this ruff ruff for mom to vacuum her. I am so embarrased. This is just not right, not at all. Look at her smile.
Do you see this tool? It's a special attachment for picking up pet hair. And look at the name on it. It's a Turbo Brush! Turbo (http://www.worldofturbo.blogspot.com/) do you get royalties for this? Did you know about this? You have to do something about this. Your name is on a vacuum attachment!!!!! On my dogness, I am just so overwhelmed........Wooo.
Then, mom goes to the Bissell site to register this thing. And now we find out that our buddy Indy (http://indyscorner.blogspot.com/) is nominated in the pet photo contest. Indy, it's a vacuum!!! How could you????? Friends you have to vote for Indy. A husky is the only choice. And I still think his mom must have used some kind of special treats to get him to agree to this.
Well, I leave you with a picture of me and Bella on the sofa. We were actually being good and not ripping anything. That lasted for about 5 pictures. It took her that many to get the right one. Ha roo roo roo.
Till later. Husky Hugs to all. MayaMarie


Indy said...

MayaMarie, you are right! My mom DID use special treats to get me to let her use my photo for the Bissell contest! She just asked if I wanted to be famous so I could get lots of the duck treats I like. Of course I said yes!

The Daily Echo said...

Oh my dogness - can you imagine what would happen if that Bissel met up with the Furminator and made Furminissels? The horror!
Your Mom got some great birthday presents.

Lorenza said...

Hi, MayaMarie!
Sure your mom was happy with her presents! The ring is very nice but I am not so sure about the Bissell.
How is that that Missy likes it??
Kisses and hugs

Kapp pack said...

Good luck with the new fluff picker upper!

Woo woo, KA

Lacey said...

What is the world is wrong with Missy that she would let that thing touch her!?!

The ring was a nice present - the scary fur eating monster wasn't.

Bella is getting so big!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Ladies -

Start your fuzzing engines!!!

Woo must start to khlog this one too!!!

Nice pressies - your mom must be furry special!


PeeEss: Bella is soooo khute! Woo have taught her well!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

That is not right! I did NOT approve of this product! Will the defaming of my good name ever end?

D. Animal said...

Bissell, vrrmr rrvv vvvvvrrrm & vrrm? Vrrrrrrr, vmrmrm, & "vv!" LOL!

(Turbo vrm mmrr vrrrmmmmmm!!!!!)

Jack & Moo said...

Wooo, that looks dangerous. We are embarrassed for Missy too, that dog is just not right, is she? Love the last pic of you two on the couch - Bella looks almost as big as you! What are you feeding that girl?

We usually go outside when mom is sucking up fluff, it's just too painful to watch.

Wooos & a-rooos,
Star & the Jack

PS -- Belated Happy Birthday to your mom, that ring is a very cool gift! Bet it got your dad out of the doghouse for that worthless radio, eh?

The Army of Four said...

Missy! Missy, look OUT! Missy, the vacuum's going to GET you! Look OUT!
I love that last picture of you and Bella on the sofa, Maya Marie! You look so beautiful!

Urban Smoothie Read said...

great gadget...we need one too...

Pippa said...

Mistress has a dyson. She doesn't vacuum me.

She doesn't vacuum anything much really.

I think you both look beautiful on your sofa.

Pippa xx

Thor said...

Why are these humans so set on vacuuming our fluff?? Mama's getting a Dyson for her birthday too--but I don't think Dad's buying a cool ring like that!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Wilbur tells us that we are getting a new vacuum too. Uggh! I'm sure it will just be terrible. At least we have you to sympathize with us!


Princess Eva and Brice said...

MayaMarie, you must save Missy. Apparently she has been brainwashed and must be saved. Please help her!!!


Princess Patches said...

You are right...those Dyson's are n-a-s-t-y! You should see our new brother, Pockets, try to kill the Roomba. Mom has to watch him or he will attack it!

Poppy, Penny & Pockets

Khady Lynn said...

Wonder how long it will last! Of course, with the TURBO attachment, it could be a long time!! How dare our friend Tubey sell out like that!

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hiya My MayaMarie,
Well, I'm leaving hunks of my fluff all over the place as fast as mommy & daddy can suck it up wif our Hoover Pet Vac, I'm all over again. But, I can't see myself doing what Missy is doing in the pic. I hates even to get furminated. Oh well, it's that time of year!
-Yur Juneau-

Peanut said...

uh vacuums are yucky. Mom says that ring must have come from QVC since that's where diamonque comes from. She says she knows this because grammie used to buy a lot of it.

Bama said...

Oh girls, please be careful of the Bissell fluff eater, those things are never good! At least you didn't get a Rainbow like our mom, it turns all our fluff into wet mucky yucky stuff!
You two look so cute on your couch. Bella's getting really big, are you sure she isn't a wolf?!
Bama & the RHP