Okay, I hope you'all can stand this.
Mom vacuumed. She has this bagless cannister thing that she drags around the house. I chase it, bark at it and defend my stuffies from it. It is taking all my fluff that I make sure is in just the right places so that when sun comes thru the windows you can see fluff bunnies. They are so cute.
But do you think Missy is any help? Noooooo. Look at her. She gets by Mom, nudges her hand and does this ruff ruff thing and wags her large body. She wants to be vacuumed!!!!! Can you believe this?! I had to share as this is just not acceptable.
Then she actually had the nerve to ask me if I wanted a turn. A turn at what? Don't even think about touching me with that thing. It sucks up my beautiful fluff. The evil furminator is enough. Get that thing away from me. What is a pup to do??
Then she had the nerve to pass the swiffer mop. I attacked that too!
Someone has to keep order in this house and obviously it is up to me.
Husky ra roo roos.